Groves' Fanciers United is a group of fans who worship that naval officer in Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl who states that Captain Jack Sparrow is "the best pirate I've ever seen" with a dreamy (dare we say "lusty") look in his eye. As played by Greg Ellis, he's certainly one of the best pieces of eye-candy in the movie (which is, in itself, a veritable sweet-shop). All stories posted here should involve Lieutenant Groves in some way. Conversation about all things Groves is acceptable as well. No flames please; polite debate only, thank you.